FOOTBALL FRIDAY: Live High School Scores

Guest blogger time.

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Today’s guest blogger: Shane from Marshalltown.

After last week’s hangover induced, lackluster performance, I have made a concerted effort to step my game up…

Congratulations to Andy and Kahala!! It was obvious when I met her, that Andy has great taste in women…too bad Kahala’s taste in men is apparently below average…

Iowa didn’t lose the game because of Ken O’Keefe…unless he called for 5 turnovers…and if he did, he’s a jerk and needs to be fired…

Hank Steinbrenner basically declared that the Yankees should be in the playoffs, even though they’re not that good…which is funny, since most baseball fans would like to see them NOT make the playoffs, even when they’re awesome…

Blazing Saddles would be the funniest movie ever, if they’d lop off the last 10 minutes…Seriously, it’s like making out with Jessica Alba, then just as you’re really starting to get into it, she unleashes a chili burp in your mouth…not cool Jessica…not cool at all…

America lost a legend this weekend when Paul Newman passed away…With the way Hollywood has wussified itself over the years, it seems we’re down to just Clint Eastwood, Gene Hackman and Harrison Ford, in the “man’s man” catagory…

Matt Millen was fired by the Detroit Lions this week, leaving their fans with nothing to look forward to for the rest of the season…

After meeting KCCI’s Andy Garman and John Meyer and WOI’s Eric Murphy, during Andy’s bachelor party, I’m left wondering “how can I possibly hate “the competition” now!?!?” So I’d like to take this time to apologize to both stations for the rash of “dog poop in a bag, on fire” pranks, that took place during a 3 year stretch, spanning from 2006 thru…the hours leading up to Andy’s bachelor party…

I don’t know what Jethro’s is planning on serving up as “The Cot-Man’s Sandwich” but it should be bland enough to bore your taste buds to sleep, while giving you diarrhea of the mouth…

Hey Keith, you know what they say about that Old Spice commercial that gives you nightmares, right!?!? Good looking guy…but a horse’s ass…

Can someone please tell Carlos Zambrano that the season didn’t end with his no-hitter!?!? Thanks…

The SoundOFF poll about booing left off the 3 choices I would consider voting for…The opposition…when the refs blow a call…and Notre Dame…

If Lou Holtz were to ever say, “Let me tell you shomething Shane from Marshalltown…” would I be correct in assuming he thinks my name is Sane from Marsalltown???

Why is our government putting together a 700 billion dollar bailout for a bunch of morons??? Let ’em suffer so the next group of idiots will think twice about how they do business!!! Screw it, I’d like to declare that I’m running for president and when elected, I will make stupidity illegal…well, except for mine of course…

Shane from Marshalltown

Shane’s views are Shane’s, and Shane’s alone. Unless you agree, then they’re yours and Shane’s. Let Shane know what you think on feedback, and if you’re interested in providing a guest blog, please send it to keith.murphy@whotv.com unless it really stinks, then send it to andy.fales@whotv.com

7 comments

  • Shawn

    If you want to torture yourself with an extremely horrible half hour of television, watch the “Fifth Quarter” on Fox 17. Cotlar and some other wet blanket attempting to do a show about the high school scores on Friday night. PAINFULL!!!!!!!! What an injustice to the local kids.—Hey Shane, is this an audition for your next step as fill in on SoundOff?? Watch what you’re doing Keith our you’ll be out on your can!!—Any chance ISU pulls the upset this week?? I don’t see it but coming off the bye week and getting Kansas at home ther should be no excuse for not being prepared and having a crowd behind them.—Iowa will be sitting 0-2 in the Big Ten after this weekend I’m afraid. What happened to Iowa’s killer instinct and putting teams away when they get the lead. I’m still holding out hope for a bowl but the hope is fading fast (plus I only have one more packet of Hawkeye Kool-Aid left).Shawn

  • travis

    Shane-Have you been to the new sports bar/grill at the Regency? It’s M’town’s hidden secret right now (they also have NFL ticket). Hope it doesn’t stay that way b/c I’d love to see it make it. I suggest their supreme pizza and a cold Fat Tire.Travis in M’townP.S. This place proves that Fields is not a sports bar just because they have TVs.

  • shane - marshalltown

    Thanks windbreak.No Shawn, I gave up the SoundOFF dream when Andy figured out that I tricked him into going to KC and that he didn’t even really work for that station…kinda made things awkward for awhile…ISU has a chance, but only because I haven’t seen KU play yet this season…Iowa loses again, but I think it’ll be closer than the experts think, because of the defense…and I have a Sam’s Club sized box of Kool-Aid if you need to re-stock…Travis, yes I have been to The Junction Lounge…and it’s a great place to catch a game AND eat.

  • Kirk

    On Cotlar, why is it that the dude with the over the top obvious awfull combover is always the last to know? I mean seriously, you can view porn through his combover.

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