SOUNDOFF VIDEO: FaceOFF 7/1/12

Time for FaceOFF.

Keith:

It’s official. Missouri and Texas A&M are members of the SEC.

A move that now seems more pointless then it did when the Big 12 was wobbling.

Andy:

I think those schools wanted to get away from what they saw as a “Texas-dominated Big 12″, so I’m not sure they see it as pointless.

Keith:

We missed the Ingersoll jorts crawl, but I’m man enough to admit I recently found a picture of me golfing in jorts.

Andy, your last time in jorts????

Andy

Never once, never ever.  Never owned any shorts made of denim, period.

Keith:

100 degrees, at times, in Chicago this weekend.

Andy, your parting shot on the way out the door saved me.

“Don’t forget the gold bond powder”

Andy:

Where did you apply the gold bond powder?

Keith:

Right where you should.

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Chris Hassel went to his second, yes second, concert this week.

Zz Topp. Can you name his first????

Andy

You told everybody it was Taylor Swift, but Chris claims that was a lie.

Keith:

I was mistaken. Not Taylor Swift. It was Rascall Flatts.

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Gretchen Wilson opened for ZZ Topp here in Des Moines, and word is Gretchen did not sing Redneck Woman.

Andy this is like Sinead O’Connor not singing “nothing compares to u”, or Dee Lite passing up on “Groove is in the Heart”!

Andy:

She’s rich, now…she’s trying to shed that image, I guess. 

Keith:

If there’s one movie i don’t need to see, it’s magic mike.

I’m sure there’s a great story to be told about male strippers,

But Andy, I’ll have to rely on your review.

Andy:

Oooooo, you man’s man! I haven’t seen a movie in the theater in months, now…I can’t imagine that I’ll catch this one before it hits DVD, so you’ll be waiting a while.