MURPHY’S LAW: Dad Induced Snotbubble, Old Trick or Treaters, Knott Chuck Norris

Murphy's Law Generic

The best tackle of the week goes to a California off-duty officer who was watching his son’s football game, when a dazed looking 26-year old shirtless man wearing low-rise jeans, and sporting a plumber’s butt wandered onto the field during a high school game. Watch the video  here…

Over the dinner break I went home to help my wife hand out candy during Beggar’s Night. Several middle-aged adults showed up at our house asking for candy. Jenny said, “Where are the kids?”. They said, “Back home, helping with the dishes.” Huh? We gave them candy anyway. Reluctantly…

My son Cade came home from a nearby church’s Trunk or Treat. What a find this is for candy-crazed kids. Go from car-to-car grabbing candy out of big boxes in the trunks of cars! No wonder we’re the fattest country on the planet…

My wife is all excited Shiner Cheer beer returns Monday. Does this sound like anything Chuck Norris would drink?…

Speaking of Chuck Norris, Jake Knott says surgery went well. It’s NOT true Knott will play Saturday with his arm in a sling…

Kirk Ferentz patiently answered every media question about growing concern for the state of the Iowa football program. That’s smart…

The Vikings are who we thought they were. The Chiefs are not…

According to Deadspin, Bryant McKinnie is being sued for $375 thousand in unpaid strip club bills. How is this even possible?…

I just got a letter from Sharal in Des Moines. Yes, letter. Not email. Sharal says the original Maid Rite is in Muscatine, not Marshalltown. My world is shattered if this is true…

Jeremy Hellickson is now a gold-glover. The Des Moines Hoover alum sure is living up to the hype…

Disney buys Lucasfilm for $4 billion. That means another Star Wars trilogy. Let’s hope it’s more like the first, and less like the second. Storytelling beats special effects every time, especially when the special effects are surrounded by wooden actors. Next Star Wars film is in 2015. Disney, study this picture for inspiration:

Follow

Get every new post delivered to your Inbox.

Join 899 other followers