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13 fascinating facts about Chris Hassel:
• In 10th grade, I taught myself how to write upside down and backwards. You see, I had a science test that I was bound to fail, and all we could use was a plain white cover sheet. I wrote my notes on the back... and I could read them through the sheet.
• I was part of the 2001 4A state championship golf team at Muscatine High School as a junior.
• I was in position to head to state again my senior year. However, I was disqualified from districts because I beat up one of the opposing players on the 17th hole. He tried to penalize me for cussing. We qualified for state, but I wasn't eligible to compete.
• I wake up at 1:30pm and go to bed around 3:30am. In the winter, I see about 3 hours of light each day.
• When I was in Kindergarten, I fell asleep on the back of the bus on the way to school. I woke up some two hours later to an empty bus at small home in the middle of the country. When I wandered into the house, the bus driver was watching 'The Golden Girls'. I missed the entire day of school.
• On the first day of 7th grade, I told my math teacher I was allergic to lead. It was a lie. I was the only student allowed to do my homework with pen.
• When I sleep, I have to use a fan. A big fan. Industrial strength. My wife hates it. My ideal bed would sit in the center of the room with four fans hitting me from all directions on the floor and a ceiling fan up above.
• I ended my basketball career while yelling at my 9th grade girlfriend. Instead of attending an after-school practice, I decided to argue with her until I got my way. I didn't get my way... and I was kicked off the team.
• I once went 2 years, IN COLLEGE, without eating a French fry. I'll never go back on that diet.
• My 1st grade teacher's name was Sister Ellia. She didn't have eyes in the back of her head. She had mirrors on the sides of her glasses.
• On October 26th, 2002... I became the first Muscatine High School student to walk out of an ACT test. I was able to complete the "reading" section, before succumbing to the power of sports. Iowa was playing Michigan in football that day, and I simply couldn't concentrate. I was the only one without a test score, but also the only one who saw the game.
• I was the first person in my class to begin shaving (I had a mustache in 3rd grade). Yet, two decades later, I still can't grow a full beard. Go figure.
• I didn't read a single book from 6th-12th grade. When we were asked to give book reports, I made up a title, and created my own story.

Iowa native Chris Hassel joined the Channel 13 Sports team in June 2007.

"I can't believe they hired me," exclaims Hassel. "And what's nice is that there's no act to follow."

"When Chris showed up for his interview dressed in a suit and attempting to impress with his business acumen, we were concerned, partly because we had to look up the definition of acumen," says Channel 13 Sports Director Keith Murphy. "But once he got the job, we saw the real Chris. He showed up for his first day of work in cargo shorts, jacked up on Mountain Dew, and doing impressions of Jim Zabel. We knew right then he'd fit in."

Chris came to Channel 13 Sports from Davenport where he was a sports anchor/reporter for KLJB-Fox 18 TV. In addition to his television duties, he also served as the morning news anchor for WOC-AM Radio and Sports Director for St. Ambrose University's TV and radio stations. He has also been involved in Learfield Sports Iowa Hawkeye Football broadcasts as a pre and post-game host. Chris earned his Bachelor of Arts degree in radio and television from St. Ambrose University in Davenport.

Chris enjoys being frustrated by the Cubs, yelling at his TV when the Bears are playing, and making sure he can have vacation his first year on the job so he can get married. Though his primary duties will be sports reporting, Chris will anchor some weekend sportscasts.


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    By Chris Hassel Ben Jacobson’s Panthers have proved they can play with anyone. What UNI hasn’t proven, is that it can beat them. A couple of nights after taking #2 Louisville to the brink, in the Bahamas, UNI took a 26-12 lead on #19 Memphis — and blew it. The Panthers finish the trip 0-3, with losses to Louisville, Stanford, and Memphis. If the Panthers can figure out how to put it all together, they could win The Valley this […]

  • MURPHY’S LAW: Iowa Still Lost, ISU Discovers Richardson

    By Chris Hassel Last week I said “It’s gone from bad, to worse, to embarrassing in Iowa City.” What can I say about this week? Just when you thought it couldn’t get any worse, Iowa plays its most pathetic game in recent memory. Michigan scored touchdowns on each of its first six possessions. After the game, Micah Hyde called his teams’ performance, “piss poor.” I’d have to agree. Who wouldn’t? Iowa won’t be bowl eligible for the first time since […]

  • MURPHY’S LAW: Hawks Boiled, Cyclones Hooked

    By Chris Hassel What a miserable Saturday of football for Iowa and Iowa State fans. The Hawks lose to lowly Purdue, and ISU gets drubbed by Texas. It’s starting to look like neither team will make a bowl game.  Iowa’s 27-24 loss to Purdue proves that the Hawks are one of the worst teams in one of the worst conferences in the nation. Purdue was 0-5 in the Big Ten, and the Boilers came into Iowa City and handed the […]

  • MURPHY’S LAW: Hawkeyes Embarrassed, Cyclones Search for a QB

    By Chris Hassel It wasn’t a good weekend to be a fan of an Iowa football team (unless you’re a UNI fan). I don’t know that I’ve ever seen worse quarterback play from Iowa and ISU on the same day. Check that, I know I haven’t.  Let’s start with James Vandenberg and the Hawks. Wow. It was supposed to be a showdown between two Big Ten unbeatens. But it can only be a showdown if both teams show up. The […]

  • MURPHY’S LAW: Quarterback Conundrum’s

    By Chris Hassel Iowa and Iowa State have major quarterbacking problems, and both are going about it in completely different ways. While Kirk Ferentz is sticking with his struggling 5th-year senior, Paul Rhoads is playing musical chairs with Steele Jantz and Jared Barnett. You could make the argument that both coaches are making the wrong decision. Iowa fans want to see redshirt freshman, Jake Rudock. Iowa State fans want to see their redshirt freshman, Sam Richardson. We will see Richardson […]

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    Channel 13’s Chris Hassel previews the Southeast Polk vs. Ankeny prep football game.

  • MURPHY’S LAW: Steele-ing the Show

    By Chris Hassel Steele Jantz looked as good as any Iowa State QB has looked in the six years I’ve been following Cyclone football. Granted, it was against the worst defense in the country but the guy played well. Iowa State needed the win, and Iowa State got it.  That sets up a big game, next Saturday, against Oklahoma. ISU has had a pair of chances to win big games at home. Maybe they can become bowl eligible with three […]

  • MURPHY’S LAW: Weisman Injured, Cyclone Underdogs, Football Playoffs

    By Chris Hassel Bad news out of Iowa City. It appears the running back curse also pertains to fullbacks as Mark Weisman has been left off this week’s two-deep roster. Weisman injured his lower right leg when scoring the game-tying touchdown in the 4th quarter against Michigan State. He missed the rest of the game, but afterwards said it was just a lower leg bruise and he would be just fine. Apparently that’s not the case. Greg Garmon and Jordan […]

  • MURPHY’S LAW: Deja Vu in East Lansing, Disappointment in Ames

    By Chris Hassel No one is going to confuse this year’s Iowa team with the Orange Bowl winning team of 2009 — but this year’s trip to East Lansing looked an awful lot like the last trip three years ago. A down-to-the-wire defensive struggle, decided on the final play of the game, ending in a Hawkeye dogpile. The only difference was that the 2012 game took a big longer.  Iowa’s 19-16 double-overtime win moves takes Iowa from afterthought, to Big […]

  • MURPHY’S LAW: Pack the Jack, Hyde to Start, Royce in Camp

    By Chris Hassel It’s a big week for the Cyclone football team. Iowa State hosts 6th ranked Kansas State, Saturday. ISU is a 6.5 point underdog. That line proves that the national perception of Iowa State is starting to shift. ISU only a TD dog against a top ten team? That’s rare.  Iowa State fans really think the Cyclones can beat the 5-0 Wildcats, and so do I. Jack Trice Stadium will be rocking. A win would put ISU in […]

  • MURPHY’S LAW: Barnett delivers — AGAIN

    By Chris Hassel For the first time since a 1977 win at Nebraska, the Cyclones have knocked off a top-15 team on the road. Iowa State punked short-handed TCU, 37-23, Saturday. The Horned Frogs (who were without their starting QB thanks to a drunk driving arrest) had the nations longest winning streak at 12 games. Jared Barnett knows a thing, or two, about snapping streaks. Last season, Barnett led ISU to a win over #2 Oklahoma State. The Cowboys had […]

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