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O’Rear Out, Super Money, No Sex

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  • UNI’s Lucas O’Rear out for the season? Crushing. I don’t think the NCAA men’s basketball tournament will include a team from Iowa.
  • No one plays with more intensity than Drake’s Kristin Turk.
  • The Iowa women just can’t win at Purdue.
  • Super Bowl ads are sold out at $3 mil for 30 seconds. Must be worth it.
  • A new poll shows women would rather watch the Super Bowl than have sex. Something tells me you could sub in _______ for Super Bowl.
  • More women watch the Super Bowl for the commercials than the game. These are the women who are always at parties talking loudly during the game-winning drive, but not at all when a monkey flings poop.