ERIN OFF CAMERA: Ahhhhhhhhhh!

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When it rains, it pours.

My quiet summer is over, fall is in full gear and I am freaking out about everything I have to get done in a relatively short amount of time.

I also have random questions rolling around in my head.  Maybe you can answer some of them:

Does anyone know a good seamstress/tailor?  I bought a dress to wear to the Edward R. Murrow Awards in NYC … it fits like a dream except for the fact that it was apparently made for a woman who is seven feet tall. 

Have you ever had acupuncture?  Several people have recommended it to me in recent months.  I’m not scared of needles but I guess I’m a little skeptical… willing to give it a try though.

Why do people always walk into buildings through doors that are clearly marked EXIT, when the door marked ENTRANCE is just a few feet away?  This bugs me.

Do you have cable or satellite?  My bill is outrageous and keeps going up and I’m looking to cut costs.  Advice, please. 

Why do The Kardashians, The Real Housewives, Toddlers & Tiaras (e.g., Honey Boo Boo), Swamp People and all the other reality show stars exist and why are we watching them?!?!? 

Why are so many people so rude?  Who raised you?!?!?

Many of the rude people are also socially backward.  Quit staring!  Quit hovering!  Close your mouth when you chew your food!  Did you really just say that out loud?  Who raised you?!?!?

Why are all of the cute shoes uncomfortable?  Even the workout ones that look nice never feel as good as the boring looking ones.

Have your allergies been absolutely horrific this year? 

I just can’t get used to Peyton Manning in a Broncos uniform.  You?